Not all P2nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a
woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of
pleasure.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two
most-prominent classifications of the pe_nis. This is the more discreet type,
because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the
way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it
grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those d_icks that seem mighty
impressive and imposing even while in pa’nts. The shower types are really
showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of
monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling
straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may
make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how
perfectly it rubs against your cli_toris, and even your G-sp0t, with every
thrust.
4 The Thor. This P2nis isn’t all big and ripped like the
comic book hero. We called this pe_nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a
hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di_ck is
perfect for touching the entirety of your v2g_in2l walls—and, with shallow
thrusts, your G- spot.
5 The Shroom. The mushroom man_hood looks much like The
Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically
smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom
cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for dog_gy to allow for deeper
thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your cli2ris.
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